Hi, call me Pine Cone. I'm currently Maybackstv.com's favortie Pic! Why does my face have scratches? Because my wife has claws. I still believe in the patriarchal society (opposed to my wife's idea of the matriarchal)! I'm an animal. Unfortunately, I'm so cute; little ole ladies like to wear me around their neck, back in the frontier days. Which makes us Pine Marten's rare to come by:(